The Music Store Cat

You may have already seen this going around, but it is still funny.

The 6 Phases of Work:

Phase 1


You are listening to jazz

Your first day at work is great...

Your co-workers are wonderful,

your office is cute,

you love your boss.

 Phase 2
  

You are listening to pop music

After a while,

you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

Phase 3
  

You are listening to heavy metal

This is what happens after about SIX Months!

Phase 4

You are listening to hip hop

You've become bloated due to stress,

You're gaining weight due to lack of exercise

You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation.

Your fellow co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.

Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP

After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch,

You forget what a 'good hair day' feels like

You just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head  

You have locked the office door to keep people out,

You wonder WHY am I even here in the first place and

WHY did I come to work today!